The Allstars' Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my Allstars sent to me...

- Twelve dropped catches

- Eleven big idiots

- Ten B and H

- Nine pints of Stella

- Eight vodka Red Bulls

- Seven middle names

- Six snooker titles

- Five Golden Cocks!

- Four leg byes

- Three more pies

- Two short arms

- Frank Partridge in a pear tree!